I quote things way too much and am mildly humorous from time to time.


i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

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Heartbeat by Childish Gambino
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At a high school in Canton, Ohio, during the 2004-2005 school year, 64 out of nearly 500 girls became pregnant, and this year 9 girls showed up on the first day of school already pregnant. This may seem kind of drastic, but I think it’s time for this school to start teaching my controversial advice book for teenage girls, “Your Mouth Can’t Get Pregnant.” 
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